Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Football Players' Trivias!: Arsenal


Robin Van Persie: Van Persie is a very left-footed player and has an interesting turn of phrase to describe his right. "I think you will miss many more chances with your chocolate leg if you think negatively, thinking that it's not your strong foot," he once said.

Mikel Arteta: Arteta is best friends with former Liverpool midfielder Xabi Alonso and the two midfielders grew up playing football together in San Sebastian. They were also neighbours when their paths crossed on Merseyside.

Andrei Arshavin: Arshavin once studied for a fashion diploma but to say he is in touch with his feminine side would be extreme. In fact, he has previously called for women drivers to be banned from the road.

Theo Walcott: Walcott's family made a cameo appearance in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, but the player himself had to withdraw due to his commitments with England Under-21s and Arsenal.

Per Mertesacker: In 2006, the defender established the 'Per-Mertesacker-Stiftung' - a charitable foundation that helps support amateur sportsmen and the poor.

Bacary Sagna: Sagna's cousin is Hull City defender Ibrahima Sonko but they did not meet until November 2007 when Sonko, then with Reading, played against Arsenal.

Laurent Koscielny: Koscielny was sent off during the 2009-10 season for a challenge on Bordeaux striker and now Arsenal team-mate, Marouane Chamakh.

Carl Jenkinson: His mother is from Finland and he has captained Finland Under-19s.

Marouane Chamakh: Marouane Chamakh was born on the same day that the United States established full diplomatic relations with the Vatican.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Tips Menjaga Bayi

Berikut adalah tips menjaga babi,eh bayi anda dengan sebijaknya supaya anak anda dah besar nanti jadi manusia berguna. Jangan tahu buat je, jaga tak reti. Oh jangan lupa, susu ibu tu bagus untuk anak anda, dan kadang-kadang untuk suami anda







Sumber jitu:9gag.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Valdes.


"Aku memang sengaja pass merapu! Kasi korang gol sebijik!" Teriak Valdes.

Barcelona 3-1 Real Madrid

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Realiti Justin Bibir

Sapa kutuk Justin Bibir gay mai aku sepuk laju-laju. Haha

Sumber asli:9gag

Monday, November 7, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Not-so-wordless Wednesday #4


Ini pun statistik jugak.

Fail la test statistik aku gini.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ulasan ""Ugama Itu Adalah Candu Masyarakat" - Karl Marx."


Tulisan Cobb Nobbler, blog Teh Tarik Gelas Besar.

Agama adalah satu keperluan. Macam air. Macam oksigen. Kau perlu benda tu untuk hidup. Kalau tak ada, kau mati. Tapi bila kau minum air banyak sangat, kau pun boleh mati. Kau sedut oksigen banyak sangat, kau pun boleh mati keracunan. Begitu juga dengan agama. Kalau kau terlalu taksub tanpa haluan, kau mati.

Malah ada kisah pasal Nabi kita yang meminta sahabatnya yang ingin berpuasa setiap hari untuk tidak melakukannya. Kerana itu terlalu keterlaluan dan memudaratkan (Hell, kalau salah story, maafkan aku.)

Apa yang dicakapkan penulis blog tu betul. Agama ibarat candu. Ibarat air dengan oksigen jugak. Bila digunakan sebetulnya, efek dia adalah kebaikan, keharmonian, kesenangan, dan segala yang baik-baik belaka. Tapi bila terlebih, jadi haram la.

So dalam hal ini, perempuan di atas tu cuma terlalu taksub pada agama dia, dengan tanpa soal selidik dengan terperinci. Ketaksuban tanpa berfikir kau tu menampakkan betapa jahilnya akal kau tu. Inilah akibat belajar agama bukan dari guru yang sebenar, tapi dari link dekat FB dan ceramah lawak dekat Youtube.

Atau sebenarnya dia ingat dia tu Mary yang dapat anak tuhan, Jesus dalam agama Kristian.

Macam aku cakap. Don't be a religious-fags. Please, think before you throw out any statement tentang agama, dan sila belajar agama yang sebetulnya.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Penganut Agama Sahaitan

Baca apa yang tertulis dekat gambar di bawah. Subhanallah.


Apa nak jadi ni? Cepat la Jakim, Jais, Kementerian, pakcik makcik, ustaz Azhar dan sekalian umat cari mereka ni.

Statictics Jokes

Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"

Logic is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Statistics is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with 95% confidence

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin...writing the answer...flipping the coin...writing the answer. At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying:
"Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?"
The student replies bitterly, as he is still flipping the coin: "Shhh! I am checking my answers!"

There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he'd got over it. One day, he took a passenger, who was understandably unnerved by his driving style, and asked him why he went so fast over junctions. The statistics student replied, "Well, statistically speaking, you are far more likely to have an accident at a junction, so I just make sure that I spend less time there."

I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Learning Statistics is like taking a Mediterranean cruise.You gain a new appreciation for the vastness of the world; You meet dozens of new characters, half of them with Greek names;and After 2 hours you feel utterly seasick.

Source:WorkJoke

Friday, October 7, 2011

Siang tadi aku belajar pasal piramid Freemasons kat kelas.

Propaganda Freemasons sial! Halus gila cara dia!

Kena hafal. Masuk test management.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Happy.


No I didnt have sex, yet.

Yep, aku happy.

Sumber:ROFLCAT

Kusut.

Post ini tiada gambar, dan hanya dipenuhi dengan beberapa perkataan.

Aku kusut weh!

Ugh.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Ini Post Bukan Pasal Blowjobs.


One of the greatest inventors in the world.
RIP Steve Jobs.
February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011

Monday, October 3, 2011

Ramlah Ram is...?


Hi. Aku malas. Jadi aku kopipasta jela.

1) open browser anda

2) open google

3) bukak google translate

4) pilih BM translate to BI

5) taip Ramlah Ram

6) Translate


Enjoy u fakking fak.

Kumik Bangang #4

BHAHAHA



Sunday, September 25, 2011

Selamat Hari Jadi, X

The drops of rain they fall all over
This awkward silence makes me crazy
The glow inside burns light upon her
I'll try to kiss you if you let me
(this can't be the end)

Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad

Down down down down
It gets me so
Down down down down
It gets me so

Your vows of silence fall all over
The look in your eyes makes me crazy
I feel the darkness break upon her
I'll take you over if you let me
(You did this)

Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad.

Down down down down
It gets me so
Down down down down
It gets me so





Friday, September 16, 2011

LUCIFER VOL. 1: DEVIL IN THE GATEWAY


Lama aku tak menulis. Mungkin sebab takde masa or mungkin aku malas. Sampai tajuk post pun aku kopipasta je.

Anyway, semalam aku berjalan-jalan di Mines. Lalu aku termasuk ke sebuah kedai buku. Lalu aku survey buku-buku. Aku cari novel fixi, tiada. Aku sumpah seranah. Lalu aku fikir cara untuk membazir duit. Lalu aku pun terbeli komik ni.


Dan cuba teka harga dia? RM59.90. Yeah bila PTPTN masuk, terus membazir. Terimakasih PTPTN kerana beri aku peluang untuk beli komik ni. Tak lama lagi aku makan megi la. Nanti sakit balik, padan muka aku.

Kredit gambar: Vertigo.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Not-so-wordless Wednesday#2

tgok bulan jela

ok gak 2
tggu bln jtuh

jap
nk buat bulan jatuh

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Kereta #4: Koenigsegg Agera R

V8, twin turbo
Power 1115hp
Torque 885lb-ft
0-60 2.8s



Source: Cardotcom

Girls #3: Deborah Henry


Name: Deborah Priya Henry
Age: 25 years old (born on July 7, 1985)
Height: 1.75m (5 ft 9 in)
Weight: 52 kg (110 lb)
Place of Origin: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Measurements: 81.28 – 60.96 – 88.9 (32-24-35)
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Dark Brown
Title(s): Miss World Malaysia 2007, Miss Universe Malaysia 2011
Major Competition(s): Miss World 2007 (Top 16), Miss Universe 2011

Marilah kita menyokong produk tempatan.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Selamat datang


Untuk pelajar baru. Selamat selamat selamat datang.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Girls #2:Miss Universe 2011 & bola sepak

Sempena Miss Universe 2011 di Brazil. Yeah.


The Glamazons

The Golden Girls










Result:

The Golden Girls 3-0 The Glamazons
Johanna Solano 2
Priscila Machado 1


Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Not-so-wordless Wednesday #2

Kita betul-betul bebas dari penjajahan ke?

Sumber gambar:Migin 3.1

Girls #1: Blanka Vlasic

Kalau ada masa terluang, mari berkenalan dengan atlit lompat tinggi ni.

Nama: Blanka Vlasic
Lahir: 8/11/1983 di Split,Crotia
Tinggi: 1.93m


Bagi aku, dia hot. Kalau anda tak fikir macam tu, please cari tempat tinggi dan terjun.

Sumber: wikipedia