a view from a closed mind: October 2011

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ulasan ""Ugama Itu Adalah Candu Masyarakat" - Karl Marx."

Tulisan Cobb Nobbler, blog Teh Tarik Gelas Besar.

Agama adalah satu keperluan. Macam air. Macam oksigen. Kau perlu benda tu untuk hidup. Kalau tak ada, kau mati. Tapi bila kau minum air banyak sangat, kau pun boleh mati. Kau sedut oksigen banyak sangat, kau pun boleh mati keracunan. Begitu juga dengan agama. Kalau kau terlalu taksub tanpa haluan, kau mati.

Malah ada kisah pasal Nabi kita yang meminta sahabatnya yang ingin berpuasa setiap hari untuk tidak melakukannya. Kerana itu terlalu keterlaluan dan memudaratkan (Hell, kalau salah story, maafkan aku.)

Apa yang dicakapkan penulis blog tu betul. Agama ibarat candu. Ibarat air dengan oksigen jugak. Bila digunakan sebetulnya, efek dia adalah kebaikan, keharmonian, kesenangan, dan segala yang baik-baik belaka. Tapi bila terlebih, jadi haram la.

So dalam hal ini, perempuan di atas tu cuma terlalu taksub pada agama dia, dengan tanpa soal selidik dengan terperinci. Ketaksuban tanpa berfikir kau tu menampakkan betapa jahilnya akal kau tu. Inilah akibat belajar agama bukan dari guru yang sebenar, tapi dari link dekat FB dan ceramah lawak dekat Youtube.

Atau sebenarnya dia ingat dia tu Mary yang dapat anak tuhan, Jesus dalam agama Kristian.

Macam aku cakap. Don't be a religious-fags. Please, think before you throw out any statement tentang agama, dan sila belajar agama yang sebetulnya.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Penganut Agama Sahaitan

Baca apa yang tertulis dekat gambar di bawah. Subhanallah.

Apa nak jadi ni? Cepat la Jakim, Jais, Kementerian, pakcik makcik, ustaz Azhar dan sekalian umat cari mereka ni.

Sumber:Memebase After Dark

Statictics Jokes

Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"

Logic is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Statistics is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with 95% confidence

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin...writing the answer...flipping the coin...writing the answer. At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying:
"Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?"The student replies bitterly, as he is still flipping the coin: "Shhh! I am checking my answers!"

There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he'd got over it. One day, he took a passenger, who was understandably unnerved by his driving style, and asked him why he went so fast over junctions. The statistics student replied, "Well, statistically speaking, you are far more likely to have an accident at a junction, so I just make sure that I spend less time there."

I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Learning Statistics is like taking a Mediterranean cruise.You gain a new appreciation for the vastness of the world; You meet dozens of new characters, half of them with Greek names;and After 2 hours you feel utterly seasick.

Source:WorkJoke